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Blondes And Golf Balls (April 26, 2004)
A man entered the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls, and sat down next to a beautiful (you guessed it) blonde.
The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets.
Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, "It's golf balls."
Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at him thoughtfully and finally, not being able to contain her curiosity any longer, asked ... "Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?"
Editor Jeff Pardo spotted this beauty and couldn´t resist:
A beautiful young blonde woman boards a plane to Brisbane, Australia with a Ticket for the economy section. She looks at the seats in economy and then looks into the forward cabin at the first-class seats. Seeing that the first-class seats appear to be much larger and more comfortable, she moves forward to the last empty one.
The flight attendant checks her ticket and tells the woman that Her seat is in economy. The blonde replies, "I'm young, blonde and beautiful, and I'm going to sit here all the way to Brisbane." Flustered, the flight attendant goes to the cockpit and informs the captain of the blonde problem. The Captain goes back and tells the woman that her assigned seat is in economy.
Again, the blonde replies, "I'm young, blonde and beautiful, and I'm going to sit here all the way to Brisbane." The Captain doesn't want to cause a commotion, and so returns to the cockpit to discuss the problem with the co-pilot. The co-pilot says that he has a blonde girlfriend, and that he can take care of the problem. He then goes back and briefly whispers something in the blonde's ear.
She immediately gets up, says "Thank you so much," hugs the co-pilot and rushes back to her seat in the economy section. The pilot and flight attendant, who were watching with rapt attention, together ask the co-pilot what he had said to the woman. He replies, "I just told her that the first class section isn't going to Brisbane".
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